Angelina Jolie has a leg.
Angelina Jolie presents Best Adapted Screenplay.
And the winner iiiiiiiiiis ... "The Descendants."
Only two Oscars for Alexander Payne? That's a travesty too.
And now, Best Original Screenplay.
Woody Allen wins for "Midnight in Paris." As is tradition, he's far, far away.
Didn't Woody Allen write the "Sherlock Holmes" sequel?
Margin Call is supposed to be great, but I haven't seen it yet.
Woody Allen and Guy Ritchie would make one great team.
With a soundtrack from Danny Elfman.
Twelve separate movies have won Oscars tonight.
Hugo has five. The Artist has two.
This just in: Randy Newman handed an Oscar, "just because."
Milla Jovovich is a presenter. You might recall that she was nominated for her performance in "Dazed and Confused."
And now the cast of "The Bridesmaids." This should be fun.
They're presenting for Best Live-Action Short.
And the Oscar goes to "The Shore."
The Shore actually is the best of the five.
Raju Woodward will be devastated that "Raju" didn't win. He was hoping to use that to impress the ladies.
Best Documentary - Short Subject is next.
And the winner is "Saving Face."
And now Best Animated Short Film.
Ellie Kemper finally gets to speak.
And the Oscar for Best Animated Short Film goes to ... "The Fantastic Flying Books of Morris Lessmore," which is also the title of an Alan Parsons Project concept album.
Personally, I like cartoons, and cartoonists. They should all live in palaces.
Pixar goes home empty-handed tonight. But they had to pay the price for Cars 2.
They shouldn't have mentioned Lasseter's name. It cursed the envelope!
with that said, "Flying Books" is beautiful. And thanks to Paul Turner at the Darkside, I've seen both "the Shore" and "Flying Books."
From the shadows steps Michael Douglas.
We're up to Best Director now, folks.
The Artist needs to win out to tie Hugo for most Oscars.
Ah, just give it to Terrence Malick, to give people something to talk about tomorrow morning.
And the Oscar for Best Director goes to Michel Hazanavicius for "The Artist."
Sorry -- it took me a while to find all the necessary keys.